The Old Man On The Mountain

A View From the Backwoods of NH

Guys Corny Pick Up Lines

Are you my appendix, ’cause I feel I should take you out.
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
My love for you is like gas, I just can’t hold it in.
Do you have a band-aid?, ’cause I scraped my knee falling for you.

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